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• Wer am Rande des Wahnsinns steht, hat die beste Aussicht.

• The thing about assuming things is that it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

• I was too lazy to keep lifting my orange soda to my mouth, so I got a branch, trimmed it, and put the drink on top. It was fantastick.

• A bus station is where busses stop. A train station is where trains stop. On my desk there is a workstation…

• A lie is just a good story somebody ruined with the truth. [Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother]

• Wissen ist die Macht, von der die meisten am wenigsten wissen.

• Es ist schon über so viele Dinge Gras gewachsen, dass man keiner grünen Wiese mehr trauen kann!

• Ich bin zu dünn? Das kommt von den ganzen ungesättigten Fettsäuren! Warum isst man auch etwas, das selbst noch Hunger hat?

• Privacy is like an umbrella. It's almost always dead weight until you really need it, and you lose it in public spaces.

• I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

• Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?

• Er ist definitiv die Stradivari unter den Arschgeigen.

• Every day, with every action and choice, you're either a teacher and an inspiration, or a lesson and a reminder.